Tuesday was my real birthday….I’m apparently celebrating the WHOLE month!!! Yippy!!!! So the 1st party was on my birthday!!!
Hey…Paris Hilton did it that one year….where she had a birthday in every city…so I sure can!! Party #2 will be my MASSIVE Birthday Bash at Greenhouse on March 12th….if you have no clue what i’m talking about (or even if you do and want to come) click HERE
Party #3 and so on will be when I come out to CA….which reminds me….EVERYONE IN CA….come to Bamboozle….get the new collection…plus extra special pieces ONLY AT BAMBOOZLE!!!
Now pics from party #1!!!!
…George, me, and Dan in a can on our way to Bon Bon!!!
My day started off crazy!! Hanna woke me up at 4am…lol…go Hanna!!! Spent the beginning of my day shopping…got sooo many GREAT presents!!! Including a Betsey Johsnon Little Red Riding Hood sweater, sequin jacket, CRAZY buckle/stud boots…and SOOO much more!!!
My best friend George was sooo sweet and sent me a surprise….first he was fucking with me and said to expect a singing telegram. In my sick head I pictured a fat drunk man in a crab costume. My door bell rings….oh shit…I run to get it with my camera in hand…fat guy true…no crab suit though…lol. Was SUCH a nice surprise to get flowers!!
xox Hurricane Jorge!!!
This was another AWESOME present! It’s a GATOR GRATER!!! a ahahahahahahahahahah!! For those of you that don’t know…I am addicted to CHEESE!! I died of laughter at this one!!
After shopping my family took me out to eat at my FAVORITE place ever!!!! The Melting Pot. For those of you who haven’t been…GO!! It’s a fondue restaurant…which goes back to me LOVING cheese! ahaha
I was suppose to have everyone meet at George’s…but I didn’t get out of dinner until 10pm…and then got dressed and over to Georges like 2+ hours late. Opps. Dan ended up meeting us at George’s to go to the club…we pre-gamed of course! Yummy wine.
Such a fancy cup George!
Bff’s for life!! I’ve been friends with George since 2nd grade!!! CRAZY!!!
I love my Dan!!!! Not so much the face though lolol
….got to the club
BEWARE!!! BELOW IS NOT PG RATED!!!!
…too crazy!!! My friend Kayvon’s girlfriend did a show…ended up taking a tampon out of her vagina and pouring blood all over herself with the tampon….ONLY AT MY BIRTHDAY!!
SEXY BITCHES!! Ps…my face looks fat b/c I’m drunk…lol. And it’s red too…double fun! Soft shell crab!
Dan and his faces!!! Love my girlie Contessa!! <—she’s hosting my birthday party on the 12th!!!! You know FOR SURE it will be CRAZY then!!
…even my lovie Hanna Beth came out!! My New York quincenera!!!!! lolol….love you hooker!!!! We need to have another quincenera when I’m out in CA!!
Saige and I have been bff’s since we were like 14!!! I love that girl!! And i’m sooooooooooooo happy for her!!! Her and Black Cracker make the CUTEST couple EVERS!! Two amazingly sweet and talented ppls…so MUCH LOVE FOR THEM!!
Saige aka Contessa aka my girlie is OUTTA CONTROL!!!
George likes it when girls dance all up on him…
…gettin’ down and dirty!
I’m still exhausted from partying!!! But will keep it going….can’t wait for round 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See you sluts there!!!
xoxo