Teen Wolf Dance PARTY and 1st Day of Lollapalooza 2010!!

Lollapalooza was WILD!!! <—-and YES…it NEEDS to be in capitals…b/c that’s how WILD it was!!!! Chicago in general was INSANE!! I love it and miss it!! Can’t wait to come back!!! My BGFL (for newbs that’s: “best gay for life”) and I ran a muck all over the windy city….here’s how our story starts…lol…will post each day of Lolla over the next few days b/c there’s something like 200+ pictures…here we go!!

Day1:

Dan and I fly in…the early part of the day we go thrifting. Got SUCH great stuff…and for sooo cheap we died!!! You will see in later posts the MOST RETARDED children’s raincoat shaped like a dog that I got for $3!!!!!!! …but onto the craziness! We ate dinner at the yummiest Italian restaurant in ALL of Chicago…mmMM…making me hungry just thinking about it!! And then we wanted to PARTY!!!

(above and below : getting ready in the bathroom….two divas putting on their makeup) My lip gloss is POPPING!

At the club being HOT….Sizzle!!! lol. We’re gay and match…

Typical Dan tongue action!!! Shortly after this photo Dan was an a-hole and grabbed my boob…which then led to a random girl grabbing my boob…oh boy! At least I got some action??? Does that count? ahahaha

Everyone meet Jojo aka Teen Wolf (at least that night)…the fiercest diva in Chicago!! <3

WORK BITCHES!!! Partying HARD in Chicago!! The party was called “Freak Show” and boy did we fit in!! lol

When the party is over….we dance in the STREETS!! So hood!! HOLLER!

PS…stop making fun of my FIERCE dance moves!! Jealous??? lol

That night we got to the hotel…passed out…and had to wake up a few hours later for the FIRST DAY OF LOLLAPALOOZA!!!!!!! Literally the moment we opened the car to take everything out…Dan THROWS the awesome vintage lamp we found at the thrift store the day before on the ground. It was going to be the centerpiece display…but now that Hurricane Dan came by it’s TOTAL SHIT….evidence for my future lawsuit against him below…ahaha. The whole bottom is gone…the top is all crooked (like his wiener) ….and the light wouldn’t turn on anymore. Basically a lost cause…but I thought it would be funny to still at least hang it in the tent.

Dan’s EVIL face…not to long after throwing my AWESOME amazing FABULOUS lamp on the floor. BOOM!!!

I’m just Dan from the block…I used to have a little…but now I have alot still a little…lolololololololol <3

….second photo is very Chris Cross…makes me wanna…JUMP!!! Daddy mack will make you wanna…..

Hottie with a body!!…came in and got this dress to wear for Lady Gaga…who was playing later that night…LOVED HER!!

Chicago has something in their water that makes BIG TITTIES!! I told this girl how much I LOVED hers!!! Now I share with all of you!! lololol

Sorry to anyone that came to our booth and we were gone…but we closed early to experience the crazy you call GAGA!!! And boy was it CRAZY!! I’ve NEVER been to a concert with 100,000 people…that was INSANITY!!!

Beyond us= 100k people!!!! almost time for Lady Gaga…

I didn’t want to be too close b/c it freaks me out when strangers (especially sweaty ones) touch me or rub against me…ughh….gross!! So we got pretty frickin’ drunk and danced around like retards somewhere in the middle…

View of all the people behind us at Lady Gaga….CRAZY!!!! ps…really like the guy on the bottom right that has a beer stacked on top of a beer…that’s the way to do it!! lolol