Lions, and Tigers, and BUTTS….O MY!

So, last night I went to the party at Mr. Blacks to support my good friend Glamorous Monique…who had a performance
All I can say is….WHAT A CRAZY NIGHT!

BEWARE…this post is not PG rated….XXX…lol

Lions, and Tigers, and BUTTS….O MY!

I LOVE the fact that Monique is gazing into his butt…makes me think of that cellphone commercial…and the girl is like “hello butt”…LOVE that!!

MANY MANY Photos from last night…

This is before I left to go to the party.  Literally the day before…Dan…you may know him via me and Audrey Kitching as “The King of ALL Gays”…asked me if I had anything for her to wear.  For those that don’t know…Monique has Triple F breasts…so it’s not like I just have things lying around for such boobage!  So I made a dress out of a vintage slip from the 40’s…but when I tried it on…there was NO way the ginormous boobies would fit in it…so I decided to wear it…see the pink lovie below…

Paparazzi…aka boyfriend followed me around the house taking pictures.  Here my lip gloss is poppin!  It’s the new Kiehls coconut Lip Balm…LOVES!!

Now that the outfit is complete…what purse should I wear?  Most people put linen in a linen closet…I made my closets b/c I have 2 into 1 shoe closet and 1 purse closet…HOLLER!

I started with the white braided vintage Fendi purse (shown on the floor below)…but then decided on the Pucci purse.

Family photo before I go.  Me with my BABIES!!!  Pippy could care less…but Muffin looks totally freaked out…lolol.

Here Muffin is saying…”please mommy don’t go”…”look how cute I am!”  But Muffin…even mommies need to go out and party sometimes…

Drove to the party b/c I HATE the train!  All the freaks are always on the train…and they just LOVE to talk to me…not a fan!!!

Got to the party after midnight and met up with Dan & Monique.  Hello spray tan!  Let’s call Dan for now on…SPRAY DAN….lol

Hello SPRAY DAN  xoxo

SD (SPRAY DAN) likes to make lots of funny faces…but only with his mouth open…let’s count how many as we travel through these photos…

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Our drinks were free all night…b/c that’s how we roll…but if I had to pay for a drink it would totally be the Cocksucking Cupid…sounds DELISH!!!

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So because the pink dress (I wore) was too small for the boobies…I quick made another one for Monique in Hot Pink.  Both dresses were very pedofile cutesy baby dresses…wish I had extra large lollipops for us to carry around to complete the look.

Here’s Monique in the 2nd dress I made for her that night…

Monique performed at 3am…this is the crowd shot…PACKED like a mother!! LOVE the fact that parties are this hot at 3am in NY…b/c in CA clubs close at like 1am and that’s LAME!!  NY= THE BESTESTSSSSS EVERS

Monique and the DJ getting ready for her performance…sparkly bracelets are a MUST!

Ladyfag announces Glamorous Monique!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This was a WILD performance!  There were TONS of full frontal Va-jay-jay shots…but I kept those out of this post for your virgin eyes.

WORK IT!

Got home uber late…slept for 2 hours…FUN TIMES!!!