The tale of the Vagina Bird…..

I rided you!  FASTER!!

Photos from my trip to SF, California.

No joke…a french guy with his 4 year old daughter helped us get on this bear for this photo.

Who’s cool now!!!

This is how I got home to NY...Bear Express...cheap, furry, and fun!

I had the funnest summer ever!!  These photos are all from August when I went to CA to do Warped Tour with my bff Jenny.  We are both retarded…as you can see.  But we have the FUNNEST times in our stupidity!  On this day…we didn’t do a WT date…sorry to anyone that was looking for us…don’t even remember which CA date it was anymore.  Anywho…we stayed an extra day in SF and went to the zoo.   I’m pretty sure it’s safe to say we were the only adults at the zoo without children.  We were also the only people (including adults & children) to gleefully tour the zoo in our nifty masks from the zoo store.   If you came to WT dates after our zoo trip you more than likely saw us playing with our zoo toys or wearing our hats/masks.  TOO fun!!

Jenny rides billy goats for a living.  Here she is showing off her mad skills!!  You got this girl!!!!

Bahhhhhhhhhhh Billy Goat

This is my new friend.

Hi Friend!

I make friends

Why?

I don’t know

but…I call this bird the Vagina bird.

If you’ve seen a vagina that looks like this…lol!

The Vagina Bird

We feeded you!

he bites...lucky for him i'm a vegetarian or it'd be duck soup!

Who has seen the show Meerkat Manor?

Someone has to have!

meerkat manor

I’m a Meerkat!!

This is my tunnel!  I made it…lololol

Meerkat Manor here I come!

Why must the other Meerkats follow me?

Copy kats!! <—ahahaha

They followed me

Mommy…how did that Panda get out of it’s cage?

I think it wants to eat me!!

I scares you...mommy...whys that Panda not in her cage??

Bear World

That’s where all the bears are.

If you see one…

Ride em’ like you mean it!!!!!

Ride it like you mean it!

Or take it like a champ!

She likes to get...I like to GIVE!

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