“Model” Submissions…crotch rocket

Seriously???????
Come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I can’t remember if she sent in a model submission…or asked me to “be her friend” on Model Mayhem….or if I was lucky enough to just find her account…either way…HOLY SHIT!

New York Couture gets hundreds (if not thousands) of emails about modeling.  The FAQ pages has all the answers about that…but even with the BOLD and semi-mean information…we still get monsters that think/want to be models.  I know i’m being mean…but it’s the truth.  So for now on i’m going to post the photos…and let you be the judge…b/c I just can’t do it without your “help” anymore…lol

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This photo has been airbrushed…why?  It won’t make it any better!  I personally don’t have any boobs…but if I did…and they sagged that low I would not wear mesh tops showing them off…those suckers would be taped back in place!!!

I also really love the crotch rocket…b/c there seems to be (at least from where I’m sitting) a possible weenie…who thought it would be a good idea to put in a bikini and spray down her (or him…lets decide) legs…???

But my favorite is that who ever “dolled up” this shot also had the MADD photoshop skills to make a border to match the bikini and shoes…MADDDD SKILLS and props to whoever spents hourrssssssss adding that remant of wonderful to this already BRILLANT photo!

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